Lines from tonight's family dinner

[vr_trakowski]

S: That's awful. 
Me:  It's obvious! 
A:  That's genius.  

Me:  It must be my birthday, you made me an artichoke! 

A:  My uncleing responsibilities have been revoked...

D:  It's like a silent movie, only reversed--just the sound, not the picture! 
A:  Like...radio.  

Me, on seeing the sparkling Shiraz:  Ooh, it's vampire champagne! 

M, cutting cake:  Do you want half of a third, or half of a quarter? 

D: He didn't steal them, he just relocated them. 
Me:  What exactly is your definition of stealing? 

A:  Is whipped cream coming out of her nose?  
Me:  You have to press the little button on the back of her neck for that. 

My ribs hurt.  It was a good dinner. 

Comments

[tres_mechante.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you had a blast! Belated birthday wishes... *hugs*

[vr-trakowski.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks! It was great--our family dinners almost always are. Insane, but great.

[cabooklover.livejournal.com]

Ditto, happy belated birthday.

I love the exchange about stealing. Heh.

My usual birthday wish is "May it be a day filled with sunshine, laughter, and loved ones!" And it sounds like that's exactly what you had! :)

[vr-trakowski.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It was crazy and good. :D

Yes, and books!

[snowydragon1776.livejournal.com]

hehehehehehe

Glad it was a great dinner!

[vr-trakowski.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I still hurt a bit today. :P

[boubabe14.livejournal.com]

Why can't I have dinners like that?

[vr-trakowski.livejournal.com]

What, you don't have an insane family too?