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Write it! Write it! Where is my damned checkbook?

*blink* You have to be kidding. The mere logistics of crossover are daunting, and besides, I don't think (at least with my CONSCIOUS mind) that either is the other one's type.

But feel free to write it yourself, if you think you can wrestle that bunny into submission! *grin*

No, I just like to see how talented authors pull those bunnies out of their hats when they have really funky ideas.

Can't double dog dare you into it, huh?

I sincerely hope not, but one never knows what the muse will do. :P

I will say a prayer for you. You have gone beyond weird and into down right scary. :D

*snerk* Thank you. Obviously some portion of me needs help.

Okay...that's...interesting... *loves your brain*

So, you mean the one where McCoy gets thrown back in time while beaming back up to the Enterprise when a power fluctuation on the planet causes a power surge? And he lands in Las Vegas, smack dab in the middle of a murder investigation? And Sofia has to interview this really weird guy (clearly off his nut) who is strangely dressed and has no ID and is totally confused? And he's taken to a hospital because he collapsed just after being released from the police station? And Sofia goes to do a follow up interview because something he said while confused seemed to jive with another witness' statement...and...and...

*is in awe of the weirdness that is your brain*

You should totally write this. *nods enthusiastically* Totally.

Now stop that, you're giving me ideas! *grin*

I do love your icon, BTW. Goren looks like he's saying exactly that.

Now stop that, you're giving me ideas!

*dusts hands* Then, my work here is done. If there's anything else I can help with, do let me know.

*attempts innocent look*

*fails utterly*

Oooookkkaaaay! Sofia and Bones, *cockseyebrow*, you didn't imbibe any interesting concoctions did you? *grin* I would LOVE to see what you came up with. I'm thinkin' that would be a world class wrestling match with this bunny, yes indeed.

Nothing out of the ordinary! I get the feeling that this bunny extends into five dimensions or something.

For the record I see nothing impossible about this pairing--we know Bones appreciates a strong personality, and certainly likes women--I'm guessing his Southern charm could disarm Sofia in the right situation. Likewise I also think Sofia Curtis would appreciate a pragmatic man who doesn't suffer fools any more gladly than she does, and yet has a sly sense of humor and an innate courtesy not often seen in her line of work.

Me? Promoting an unlikely but highly intriguing pairing? Youbetcha!

You are right there with Tres Mechante in being No Help At All. :P

Far be it from me to squash highly amuzing and suspicious plot bunnies, but...
*cringes at the thought*

Step away form the keyboard! Do not pass GO! Put down the phaser! And I'm one of the original Star Trek fans, but NO! Just. no. :-)

Hee! Thank you for the voice of sanity! Dr. McCoy would be proud.

Oh, oh, oh! Do it! Do it! The possibilities of getting them together are endless.

The Roswell aliens abduct Sofia, and then when they get sucked up in a time anomaly, the Enterprise rescues her. They aren't sure if they can get her back, because the anomaly only opens when the tachyon levels reach a critical mass sufficient to overcome the time flux capacitor, which Spock assures them won't be for another 96.203473912131432524234234534634 years …

Or Q decides that Picard and Janeway are just too boring, and he decides to have fun with the original crew. Kirk decks him, so he takes Bones in retaliation and dumps him in the ‘Old West.’ There he meets Sofia, who’s slightly curious how he managed to materialize out of thin air into her bed – while she was there. Naked. They hit it off, and then Q realizes Sofia is really his type of lady, and more fun starts …

Or, since continuity means nothing in the modern Star Trek era, the Borg are trying their time travel to attack Earth again. Why wait until the launch of the Phoenix? Borg-ify the world even earlier than that! It’s the original Enterprise who realizes the time-space continuum has been unbalanced when Spock detects a disturbance in the ….

Or some alien race has decided that Sofia’s genetic makeup contains the cure for a disease plaguing their planet – dandruff, a real concern when you are basically an ursine species. She never had kids, so no one alive has the necessary DNA makeup, and her preserved DNA from the CSI Lab Museum is too degraded to successfully replicate! They go back in time to get her, and the Enterprise is sent to investigate the illegal time travel…

There’s so many ways you can work this out! Go for it!

Pretty please?

*headdesk* Have you been reading Pocket novels? :P Back! Back! +

Curse you! After posting that, my mind has insisted on working out a plausible way to do the dandruff-ridden bear story...

And, for the record, I haven't read any of the novels in at least a decade. If any of those plots sound familiar, it's pure coincidence, I swear!

Help yourself! By all means, no exclusivity here!

I'm in the middle of How Much for Just the Planet? at the moment. I still think the inflatable starship was a bit over the top, but it's definitely one of the best classic Trek novels out there.

Tell ya what. You write a Sofia/Bones story, and I'll write the Spaces Bears Abduct Sofia. Deal? You know you want to do it.

McCurtis?
Blonde Bones?
McSof?

You're on.

That was fast! Yippee!

Oh, there's going to be more, right? There has to be more. This is good!

Heh, thanks! *blush* Not too bad for hasty and unbetaed.

As for sequels...I concede nothing. Nothing at all...

WoooooHoooo!! I'm a nutbar! *grin* See, it WAS doable!

You enabler, you! *snicker*

Oh yeah... You know it!! *snort*