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[vr_trakowski]

Last night I dreamed a crossover, with a reluctant romance between Sofia Curtis and a terminally ill Dr. McCoy. 

My brain has gone beyond weird. 

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[inalichenmanner.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, oh! Do it! Do it! The possibilities of getting them together are endless.

The Roswell aliens abduct Sofia, and then when they get sucked up in a time anomaly, the Enterprise rescues her. They aren't sure if they can get her back, because the anomaly only opens when the tachyon levels reach a critical mass sufficient to overcome the time flux capacitor, which Spock assures them won't be for another 96.203473912131432524234234534634 years …

Or Q decides that Picard and Janeway are just too boring, and he decides to have fun with the original crew. Kirk decks him, so he takes Bones in retaliation and dumps him in the ‘Old West.’ There he meets Sofia, who’s slightly curious how he managed to materialize out of thin air into her bed – while she was there. Naked. They hit it off, and then Q realizes Sofia is really his type of lady, and more fun starts …

Or, since continuity means nothing in the modern Star Trek era, the Borg are trying their time travel to attack Earth again. Why wait until the launch of the Phoenix? Borg-ify the world even earlier than that! It’s the original Enterprise who realizes the time-space continuum has been unbalanced when Spock detects a disturbance in the ….

Or some alien race has decided that Sofia’s genetic makeup contains the cure for a disease plaguing their planet – dandruff, a real concern when you are basically an ursine species. She never had kids, so no one alive has the necessary DNA makeup, and her preserved DNA from the CSI Lab Museum is too degraded to successfully replicate! They go back in time to get her, and the Enterprise is sent to investigate the illegal time travel…

There’s so many ways you can work this out! Go for it!

Pretty please?

[vr-trakowski.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* Have you been reading Pocket novels? :P Back! Back! +

[inalichenmanner.livejournal.com]

Curse you! After posting that, my mind has insisted on working out a plausible way to do the dandruff-ridden bear story...

And, for the record, I haven't read any of the novels in at least a decade. If any of those plots sound familiar, it's pure coincidence, I swear!

[vr-trakowski.livejournal.com]

Help yourself! By all means, no exclusivity here!

I'm in the middle of How Much for Just the Planet? at the moment. I still think the inflatable starship was a bit over the top, but it's definitely one of the best classic Trek novels out there.

[inalichenmanner.livejournal.com]

Tell ya what. You write a Sofia/Bones story, and I'll write the Spaces Bears Abduct Sofia. Deal? You know you want to do it.

McCurtis?
Blonde Bones?
McSof?

[vr-trakowski.livejournal.com]

You're on.

[inalichenmanner.livejournal.com]

That was fast! Yippee!

Oh, there's going to be more, right? There has to be more. This is good!

[vr-trakowski.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks! *blush* Not too bad for hasty and unbetaed.

As for sequels...I concede nothing. Nothing at all...