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I don't know whether to blame Iron Man, Marguerite Henry, or the muse for this new plotbunny, but I have to blame something. Grrr. Total AU, and it even came with a title, which I'm not going to put here because it gives too much away, but--sheesh.
I didn't need this. I really didn't!
I didn't need this. I really didn't!