Tea and Dragons

Chapter 1

“What’s the word?”  “The word is no. We are therefore going anyway.” - Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

oscillation overthruster - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension

“Two sharp women are better than one, right?” - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

“I don’t give a flying handshake“ - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension

“Don’t drag us into your male mating rituals.”  - Jupiter Ascending

“It’s our ship and the wings are on it.  That’ll do me.” - Cabin Pressure (slightly altered)

“Don’t you want to cover yourself in glory and invoke bowel-wrenching fear in the dark hearts of your enemies?” - Space: Above and Beyond (slightly altered)

a left-handed spanner  -  probably lots of places, but specifically Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

“Everyone remember where we parked.” - Star Trek IV: The One With the Whales

“I’m not nervous. Just...poised for action, that's all.” - Blake’s 7

“By your command.” - Battlestar Galactica (original series)

“Walk on the left side.” - Ladyhawke

“I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.” - Doctor Who (Third Doctor) (slightly altered)

“Because a dream is the only way any of this makes sense.” - Jupiter Ascending

“I’m not panicking. I’m watching you panic.  It’s more entertaining.” - Brothers in Arms, Lois McMaster Bujold

“We’ve done the impossible, and that makes us mighty!” - Firefly

“No boom today.  Boom tomorrow.  There’s always a boom tomorrow.” - Babylon 5

Chapter 2

“Oh, it took both hands.” - The Vor Game, Lois McMaster Bujold

In the physics of the heart, distance is relative; it's time that is absolute. - Shards of Honor, Lois McMaster Bujold

Wow, I'm way behind.  And I will apologize now for the post-spam that's coming.  If anybody's still reading this thing, I hope you like Jupiter Ascending. Rise is (now) R and is Jupiter/Caine.

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

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Now posted.  Yes, it's to AO3 instead of my site, but I'm also posting at my site.

BTW, apparently streaming will be available on Amazon next week, on the 21st.  Or so the site says.
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The muse woke up.  She loves Jupiter Ascending.  I'm in trouble.

Rise starts before the end of the film, and will continue on beyond it.  It's PG at the moment and Jupiter/Caine, and cincoflex made the gorgeous banner, and cheered me on despite the fact that it's not her fandom.


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Another crack!fic crossover, but this one is considerably longer.  Placing the Moon is Harry Potter/Labyrinth, Lily/Snape, and rated G.  I will love cincoflex forever for encouraging me instead of telling me the whole thing was insane, and she schooled this one carefully--and designed the beautiful banner!


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This is a weird little AU Iron Man idea I've been kicking around for a couple of years; there's more in my head, but at this point I'm unlikely to get it down. It does have something of a character death, so keep that in mind. It's PG-13 and Tony/Pepper. 

Banner by the most generous--and fast!--cincoflex. 




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Chapter 3 is now posted.  This is Inception, Arthur/Ariadne, and rated PG-13.  Many thanks to Cincoflex for superb editing, and the banner!  Production notes are beneath the cut. 



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Chapter 2 of The Elephant Gambit is now posted. This is Inception, Arthur/Ariadne, and rated PG-13. As always, cincoflex kept me on the straight and narrow...and going!

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