*snerk*

[vr_trakowski]

Memeage snabbled from all over the place; credit goes to cincoflex for the play on letters.  Obviously I am not taking this at all seriously. 

List 20 things you are starting with I am. The a mustn't be left out.

1.  I am a bringer of cookies
2.  I am a character in search of a plotline
3.  I am a dvocating safe sex
4.  I am a fool, love, a fool, love, for you
5.  I am a greeable in the right mood
6.  I am a holly rather than an ivy
7.  I am a jam-eater--straight from the jar, with a spoon
8.  I am a keeper of Traken, or would be if they'd ever get back to me about that application
9.  I am a lso known as...never mind
10.  I am a midlifer--what crisis? 
11.  I am a n oh p
12.  I am a puddle-stomper
13.  I am a queous--roughly 60% water
14.  I am a rabid fan, and I do mean rabid
15.  I am a s one with the universe, because two of me would be really hard to deal with
16.  I am a t a loss to explain this
17.  I am a very model of a modern cranky editor
18.  I am a wed by many things
19.  I am a xenophile
20.  I am a zon for almost all my book needs