Lines from tonight's family dinner
Jan. 29th, 2012 11:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vr_trakowskiS: That's awful.
Me: It's obvious!
A: That's genius.
Me: It must be my birthday, you made me an artichoke!
A: My uncleing responsibilities have been revoked...
D: It's like a silent movie, only reversed--just the sound, not the picture!
A: Like...radio.
Me, on seeing the sparkling Shiraz: Ooh, it's vampire champagne!
M, cutting cake: Do you want half of a third, or half of a quarter?
D: He didn't steal them, he just relocated them.
Me: What exactly is your definition of stealing?
A: Is whipped cream coming out of her nose?
Me: You have to press the little button on the back of her neck for that.
My ribs hurt. It was a good dinner.
Me: It's obvious!
A: That's genius.
Me: It must be my birthday, you made me an artichoke!
A: My uncleing responsibilities have been revoked...
D: It's like a silent movie, only reversed--just the sound, not the picture!
A: Like...radio.
Me, on seeing the sparkling Shiraz: Ooh, it's vampire champagne!
M, cutting cake: Do you want half of a third, or half of a quarter?
D: He didn't steal them, he just relocated them.
Me: What exactly is your definition of stealing?
A: Is whipped cream coming out of her nose?
Me: You have to press the little button on the back of her neck for that.
My ribs hurt. It was a good dinner.