Hee!

[vr_trakowski]

My mother, in one of her periodic fits of paranoia, just called to tell me where she and my father are this evening (at a musical performance, as it happens), on the grounds that should something happen to them both, neither my brother nor I would know where they were. 

Me: “You are aware that they can I.D. you from your I.D.?  Or dental records, if necessary.” 

Mom: “Yes, well, someone has to feed the cat.” 

I love my mother.  *grin*